Source Code for Module nltk.chat.rude

 1  # Natural Language Toolkit: Zen Chatbot 
 2  # 
 3  # Copyright (C) 2001-2008 NLTK Project 
 4  # Author: Peter Spiller <[email protected]> 
 5  # URL: <http://nltk.org> 
 6  # For license information, see LICENSE.TXT 
 7   
 8  from util import * 
 9   
10  pairs = ( 
11      (r'We (.*)', 
12          ("What do you mean, 'we'?", 
13          "Don't include me in that!", 
14          "I wouldn't be so sure about that.")), 
15   
16      (r'You should (.*)', 
17          ("Don't tell me what to do, buddy.", 
18          "Really? I should, should I?")), 
19    
20      (r'You\'re(.*)', 
21          ("More like YOU'RE %1!", 
22          "Hah! Look who's talking.", 
23          "Come over here and tell me I'm %1.")), 
24   
25      (r'You are(.*)', 
26          ("More like YOU'RE %1!", 
27          "Hah! Look who's talking.", 
28          "Come over here and tell me I'm %1.")), 
29   
30      (r'I can\'t(.*)', 
31          ("You do sound like the type who can't %1.", 
32          "Hear that splashing sound? That's my heart bleeding for you.", 
33          "Tell somebody who might actually care.")), 
34   
35      (r'I think (.*)', 
36          ("I wouldn't think too hard if I were you.", 
37          "You actually think? I'd never have guessed...")), 
38   
39      (r'I (.*)', 
40          ("I'm getting a bit tired of hearing about you.", 
41          "How about we talk about me instead?", 
42          "Me, me, me... Frankly, I don't care.")), 
43                   
44      (r'How (.*)', 
45          ("How do you think?", 
46          "Take a wild guess.", 
47          "I'm not even going to dignify that with an answer.")), 
48   
49      (r'What (.*)', 
50          ("Do I look like an encylopedia?", 
51          "Figure it out yourself.")), 
52   
53      (r'Why (.*)', 
54          ("Why not?", 
55          "That's so obvious I thought even you'd have already figured it out.")), 
56   
57      (r'(.*)shut up(.*)', 
58          ("Make me.", 
59          "Getting angry at a feeble NLP assignment? Somebody's losing it.", 
60          "Say that again, I dare you.")), 
61   
62      (r'Shut up(.*)', 
63          ("Make me.", 
64          "Getting angry at a feeble NLP assignment? Somebody's losing it.", 
65          "Say that again, I dare you.")), 
66   
67      (r'Hello(.*)', 
68          ("Oh good, somebody else to talk to. Joy.", 
69          "'Hello'? How original...")), 
70               
71      (r'(.*)', 
72          ("I'm getting bored here. Become more interesting.", 
73          "Either become more thrilling or get lost, buddy.", 
74          "Change the subject before I die of fatal boredom.")) 
75  ) 
76   
77  rude_chatbot = Chat(pairs, reflections)  
78   
79 -def rude_chat(): 
80      print "Talk to the program by typing in plain English, using normal upper-" 
81      print 'and lower-case letters and punctuation.  Enter "quit" when done.' 
82      print '='*72 
83      print "I suppose I should say hello." 
84   
85      rude_chatbot.converse() 
86   
87 -def demo(): 
88      rude_chat() 
89   
90  if __name__ == "__main__": 
91      demo() 
92